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March 19, 2013, 1 Comment

A young lady, referred to by her boyfriend/agent/pimp as “Chocolate Boo Boo” murdered her dignity and self-respect over the course of a single evening. They were twenty-three-years-old.

What the Bellman Saw: ‘Do you know where I can find a riding crop, buddy?’

March 13, 2013, Written by , No comments

Top Ten lists are very popular these days - thanks to a guy named Dave - and so we begin today with a list pulled straight from my hospitality memory ...

What The Bellman Saw: Believe it or not, sometimes we do have to lie to guests

February 20, 2013, Written by , No comments

Not to worry, sir. I’m sure your wife won’t mind that you’ve invited her best friend to stay with you in your one bedroom suite – on your anni ...

What The Bellman Saw: I’m sorry – what was my wife’s name again?

February 8, 2013, Written by , No comments

It was quiet at the Bell Desk. The bulk of the weekend’s check-ins had been accounted for the previous night, so that left the usual suspects to be ...